| Parsley: | You've got to be kidding! What do you mean, they said no? |
| Father Gnome: | They don't wanna move. They find it quite cosy. |
| --- |
| Parsley: | Cosy? Cosy?! How, precisely, is this cosy? |
| --- |
| Parsley: | Have you looked around you? There's more gnomes here
than house! |
| Father Gnome: | Hey, I can't force them, y'know. |
| --- |
| Father Gnome: | It's a new style of living. They call it "gnomesteading". |
| Parsley: | Well, I call it home stealing! It's really selfish of you, you know that? |
| --- |
| Lanschi: | Parsley, it's fine. We did what we could. |
| Parsley: | Huh? No, it's not fine. Where are you and Panschi going to stay? |
| --- |
| Lanschi: | Oh, I, um... I'll make room, I guess. |
| --- |
| SFX: | Doink! |
| Lanschi: | There's got to be room under here somewhere... |
17. August 2023 
