| Batty: | Here it comes - catch it! |
| --- |
| SFX: | BONK! |
| Batty: | Okay, that was arguably more entertaining. |
| --- |
| Bad Bat: | Ow... Why do we need to recover this thing anyway? Is there a spoon shortage in Alluvia? |
| Batty: | No, you wally! |
| SFX: | SNATCH! |
| --- |
| Batty: | It's collected data that ol' pointy-hat needs for his new magicky gubbins. So I'm going to deliver it to him and- |
| Bad Bat: | Hey, wait! I'm supposed to bring it to him! |
| --- |
| Batty: | Oh, really? He told me you're only here in case we need a distraction! |
| Bad Bat: | Oh yeah? Well, he told me you're only here because I'm too stupid to handle this alone! |
| --- |
| Bad Bat: | Besides, you know as well as I that my job is to follow orders without thinking! |
| Batty: | That means thinking about the orders, not thinking in general! |
| --- |
| Bad Bat: | You can't prove that! I have to bring it back! |
| Batty: | No, I will! |
| Bad Bat: | You can't! |
| Batty: | Yes, I can! |
| Bad Bat: | Gimme the spoon! |
| Batty: | Well, if you want it so much... |
| --- |
| Batty: | THEN CATCH IT! |
| --- |
| Bad Bat: | ...Did you just throw the spoon into the bushes? |
| Batty: | No. |
| Bad Bat: | Ah. Must've been me, then. |
17. August 2023 
