| SFX: | DING! |
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| Bird: | Yes, Ma'am? |
| Parsley: | Are there any books on advanced mycology? I need to cross-reference something. |
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| Bird: | Well, there are a lot of books here, ma'am... |
| Parsley: | Yes, thank you. I wouldn't have noticed. I need a 5-times revised ultimate edition of Leguizamo's Guide to Mushrooms, please. Green cover. |
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| Bird: | Here you are, Ma'am. |
| Parsley: | That is a 6-times revised penultimate edition. You as the expert here should know this! |
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| Bird: | How about this one? Straight from the Library of Mitochondria. |
| Parsley: | Precisely! But this Obnoxian titan arum here has started wilting. Can you get a special tincture prepared by a shaman of the Swamazon rainforest, please? |
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| Bird: | *pant, pant*... Here you go, Ma'am. They were the last shaman still on the job. |
| Parsley: | Has it been taste-tested? We don't want to poison the plant. |
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| Bird: | Tastes like 3-day-old arsenic coffee. |
| Parsley: | Good. And while you're here, please rearrange the Boringian language section so it's sorted according to the North-by-North-West Boringian cheese alphabet. |
17. August 2023 
