| One explanation in fluent Gnomish later... |
| Parsley: | ...So, we need you to, well, move. |
| Father Gnome: | M-hm, I see. |
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| Father Gnome: | Well, let me tell you our story... The story of the gnomes. |
| Lanschi: | Oooh, story time! |
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| Father Gnome: | Once upon a time, we gnomes lived happily in our burrows in what you call Alluvia. |
| Gnome: | Gee, we sure are happy in our burrows in what some people call Alluvia! |
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| Father Gnome: | Everything was sunshine and rainbows, not that we saw much of those since we were usually underground. It's a gnome thing, y'see? |
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| Father Gnome: | But then came the wizard. He was bad. |
| Kakralomino: | Oh, I hate gnomes! I don't know what they are but I still hate them! |
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| Father Gnome: | He brought his chief scientist with him, a man without scruple. |
| Dr. Spid: | Yeah, bailing out now. |
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| Father Gnome: | At first, we thought they were just visiting. But it turned out the wizard had already claimed the country! |
| Father Gnome: | Things happen so fast these days... |
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| Father Gnome: | And my, does that fellow have a mean attitude. Like, hoo boy. Did you ever meet him? |
| Parsley: | We met him a few times... |
17. August 2023 
