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The Root of Evil - page 30


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Plunt:Hope you're perennial, because your blooming period is over!
Parsley:At least I had one, you stinkhorn!
Lanschi:Hooold it! I think you need a plant health cure!
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Plunt:A what now?
Lanschi:Oh, I see you haven't heard about my special botany programme.
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Lanschi:Five simple steps will take your florescence to new heights! Y'see, all plants need soil to grow!
Plunt:Ow! Hey, what are you doing?
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Lanschi:And water! I use soda for this part.
Plunt:At least use diet soda, you spoon!
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Lanschi:And light! Lots of it!
Plunt:Not into my eyes, you twerp!
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Lanschi:And talking to! When was the last time you've felt really uncomfortable in public?
Plunt:Right now, you Freud wannabe!
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Lanschi:And the final, most important step...
SFX:CRACK!
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Lanschi:...a little touch of the green thumb.


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