| Cheshire Cat: | Hey pal, ya ever need a ride, just whistle for tha cat, y'hear? |
| Pudding: | Gleep... |
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| Pudding: | I hope I'm not too late! That dumb bird could be in big trouble. |
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| Receptionist: | Name Gender Occupation Your business here? |
| Pudding: | How should I know? Just let me in! |
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| Mad Hatter: | ...and this is what
remains of that little teapot, short as it was stout. Here be its handle! Here be its spout. |
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| SFX: | WHAM! |
| Pudding: | My Queen! I bring new evidence relevant to the trial of the accused! |
| Dodo: | Can't you people ever open a door normally? |
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| Pudding: | I did it, Your Majesty! I ate the tarts. All the however many there were. The girl is innocent. Innocent! |
| Queen of Hearts: | Fine and dandy, but this is no longer about tarts. |
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| Queen of Hearts: | THIS IS ABOUT TEA! |
17. August 2023 
