| Sandman: | Allow me to show you our collection. |
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| Sandman: | This modern can opener has many uses, such as opening cans, and, uh, opening more cans, and... opening can-like things. But wait, there's more! |
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| Sandman: | This handy... thingamabob. It's got not one, not two, but three buttons! That's got to be useful somehow! |
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| Sandman: | Or take this useful, uh... hey, wait! |
| Lanschi: | I think I've seen enough. |
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| Sandman: | Wait! Please don't throw me out! Please please please! I have 74 hungry children to feed... and, and a goldfish! |
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| Lanschi: | Alright, alright, fine! What's the cheapest thing you have on offer? |
| Sandman: | I'm glad you ask! |
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| Sandman: | Our newest innovation: elegant and practical, this modern contraption has innumerable uses. Only the best for your household from Kagnas Enterprises. |
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| Lanschi: | That's a spoon. |
| Sandman: | But a very elegant and practical one! |
17. August 2023 
