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Musings from the Gnome Front - page 6


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Lanschi:Alright, Lanschi, calm down. I seem to be having a sudden onset of gnomophobia.
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Lanschi:If only my brother Panschi were here, then we could both be scared of the gnomes.
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Lanschi:That reminds me... What did Mom always tell me about gnomes?
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Lanschi's mom:What did I always tell you about gnomes, boy?
Lanschi:Oh, that's right. She always asked me.
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Lanschi:Maybe I'll go and ask her. Or ask Parsley. Either way, I'm getting out of here.
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Lanschi:So long, suckers! See you when you're gone!
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SFX:BOMF!
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Lanschi:In retrospect, maybe I should have jumped from a ground floor window.


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