| Cpt. McAptain: | It's terrible, just terrible! Our peaceful kingdom, swept away by a wave of crime! |
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| Cpt. McAptain: | Kidnappings! Bank robberies! Kidnapping bank robbers! They're even ignoring "keep off the grass" signs! |
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| Cpt. McAptain: | Arson! Treason! Malison! Insulting a man named Madison! I've been dealing with offences here that aren't even illegal yet! And you know why? I'll tell you why! |
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| Cpt. McAptain: | Because of one criminal mastermind! The one person that all the evidence is pointing to... |
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| Cpt. McAptain: | A notorious trouble-maker only known to the world as Lanschi Ani! Which happens to be your name, so I arrested you. |
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| Cpt. McAptain: | So, now that that's done... What do you have to say for yourself, evildoer? |
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| Lanschi: | Uhh... Gee wigglebottoms? |
17. August 2023 
